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Diary of a shitty chef.

Too vulgar to digest. Wagyu, dumplings, uni and other expensive mistakes from a Los Angeles home kitchen.

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Sous-vide charred octopus tentacle

sous-vide charred octopus tentacle served over a roasted red pepper romesco sauce, topped with fried capers and a lemon aioli

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Pea shoots, white asparagus

pea shoots, white asparagus, 烏魚子 (mullet roe) in strawberry vinaigrette yolk

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Red Seabream Sashimi

Red Seabream Sashimi · Butter Poached Turbot · Tomato Yuzu Mackerel · Cured Pike Mackerel · Baked Sea Bass · Ginger Scallion Tilapia · Prawns · Abalone · Mussels · Octopus

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Uni, Hamachi, Sake, Ikura

Uni, Hamachi, Sake, Ikura · Wagyu, Scallop, Corn · Red Shrimp, Mentaiko · Morel, Shiitake, Porcini

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Fresh Sashimi Birthday Cake

Fresh Sashimi Birthday Cake - Uni, Toro, Amaebi, Sake, Hotate, Ikura, Masago

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Butter poached salmon

Butter poached salmon w/ fennel and grapefruit, sitting in a seaweed clam soup.

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Al Pastor Tacos

Al Pastor Tacos with avocado salsa, cilantro cream, onions, queso fresco

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Spice dusted chicken wings

Spice dusted chicken wings. Inspired by @vphams after eating at @prettybirdchicken in Salt Lake City. Thanks for the great discussion and Park City tips! 1. Brine chicken wings in a mix of soy sauce, salt, rice wine, garlic salt. 2. Create a mix of cornstarch, white pepper, salt, garlic powder. 3. Brush each wing with butter and coat each piece with the cornstarch mix. 4. Fry in a deep fryer for 7 minutes 5. Remove wings, brush with butter again, and coat with a second layer of cornstarch. 6. Fry again for a few minutes. 7. Create a mix of garlic powder, onion powder, mustard powder, paprika, cayenne pepper, salt, powdered mushroom and dust over the wings.

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Sous vide turkey

sous vide turkey. way better than the dried out oven baked version.

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Sous-Vide

Sous Vide Rib Chop

30-day dry aged prime rib cut cooked sous-vide then skillet-torched.

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Double searing the steak

Double searing the steak with a #searzall torch and an @allclad copper core skillet.

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Wraps

Lettuce Wraps

Wrapping a variety of expensive AF proteins in lettuce to make myself feel healthier.

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Steak

Dry Aged Beef Wellington

A fancy ass Gordon Ramsay dish that basically wraps tenderloin and mushrooms in a pastry crust.

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Steak

Dry-Aged Prime Rib

Decided to take on dry-aging myself and ended up with a majestic 35 day dry-aged standing rib roast.

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Steak

A5 Wagyu & Other Beefs

Japanese A5 Wagyu, Prime Short Rib, Prime Beef Chuck, Beef Tongue

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Seafood

Shellfish Platter

Kumamoto Oysters, Miyagi Oysters, Littleneck Clams, Manila Clams, Stone Crab Claws, Tiger Shrimp, Red Shrimp, Sea Scallops

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Seafood

Szechuan Lobster Pan Roast

An Asian variation on the classic Las Vegas pan roast. Butter and cream mixed with Szechuan spices.

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Seafood

Fried Garlic Crab

A recap on the adventures of Jon Snowcrab and the fate of the rest of his family.

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Seafood

Louisiana Seafood Boil

Blue Crabs, Argentinian Red Shrimp, White Shrimp, River Shrimp, Crawfish, and a lot of seasoning.

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Fish

Nigiri

slimy raw fish on clumps of rice... how the fuck did the Japanese pull this off

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Fish

Miso Marinated Fish

Black Cod and Salmon, baked them served with tobiko sushi rice. And a bunch of other toppings leftover from last week's meal. I'm a thrifty MF.

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Noodles

うどん

何だ一体

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Noodles

Creamy Uni Pasta

This dish is fire but this post is shit

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Noodles

Tsukemen

Teaching your girlfriend to make Tsukemen

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Dumplings

Frozen Dumpling Taste Test

I took common dumpling brands sold in stores, and invited a bunch of people over to figure out which brand is best.

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Dumplings

Porcini Mushroom Ravioli

Porcini Mushroom Ravioli bedded on Coconut Mushroom soup, served with fresh pesto and lemon zest.

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Dumplings

小籠包

I have a problem where if there’s a difficulty setting in a game, I’ll always go for the hardest mode - without a challenge I end up getting really bored. The problem is that I always end up punching above my weight and fail miserably. On that note, I decided to go for the holy grail of dumplings this week - the 小籠包 (soup dumpling, xiao long bao, XLB) and *almost* failed miserably.

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Dumplings: 水餃

My recent trip to Taiwan made me appreciate the simple Chinese 餃子, known in English as a dumpling. A staple of home-cooked asian cuisine, they're usually made using a flour wrap around a savory filling.

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