There was once a famous crab named Jon Snowcrab. He had defeated all the other crabs in his castle to earn the right to leave and travel the world. So he set off on an epic journey across the eastern coast of the American continent and documented his amazing travels on this cool app called Snapchat.
I miss Jon Snowcrab - he unfortunately didn’t last very long out in the wild. Anyway I decided to have my own little Red Wedding and killed off the rest of his family this week.
Don’t forget the garlic noodles.
Poor dismembered crab couple… at least you were delicious.